My friend Glenn posted these comments. They made me laugh out loud so I decided to put them with the pictures.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! As you can see, we are live and on the scene of the massive glacial quake that has destroyed Santa's workshop. We are waiting on word of his condition and the condition of his reindeer at this time. We have been told that the elves are in Las Vegas and we will go live to them in just a moment.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! As you can see, we are live and on the scene of the massive glacial quake that has destroyed Santa's workshop. We are waiting on word of his condition and the condition of his reindeer at this time. We have been told that the elves are in Las Vegas and we will go live to them in just a moment.
Despite the apparent confusion, we are, as you may have noticed, having a ball! Just a moment, what's that? Excuse me, folks, we are going live to Anderson Cooper with Mrs. Claus at Bergdorf's Summer Sales Event in New York City now.
Would someone get me some Buffalo Wings, please? What am I supposed to do with this ball? Would one of you get it out of here, please?
What do you mean there are no Buffalo Wings! Check the Kraft wagon, again, and hurry! AND, listen, I don't want any Bleu cheese dressing that they have to LOOK for!
Welcome back, everyone! We are going live to Cher who is with the elves in Las Vegas.
What is this crap? I guess I'll have to get them myself. What DO we pay you people for?
